It isn’t easy catching a squirrel and wrestling him into whitey-tighties, but given that the decency of an entire state is at stake, my brother-in-law Jere managed it:
I gave this painting, “Bark!”, to my sister-in-law Bonnie for Christmas. I gave Jere, whose birdfeeder has a huge squirrel fan base, a gag gift of squirrel underpants. Obviously, he took it rather seriously…